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Warriors - In-depth
Oh, I hate it when snotty little kids try to get a megasite by
cavalier advertising. Grrrr. Anyhow. In-depth site rants can be
found here. They're in order of appearance, kindof like a blog of
hate.^-^
10/10/2007 - [img]
Islandstar - Twilight Warriors:
[freewebs]
[proboards]]
It really kills me to have to put you and your sites up here. To
begin with, they aren't poorly designed. Granted, they're not
great. In fact, there are some parts of them that are just plain
ridiculous, such as making the tiled image of an immensely blue cat
pupil your site's background. That made me laugh. However, your freewebs site wasn't half bad. Your content wasn't poorly spelled or
grammatically incorrect, and while there were some definite
mechanical problems with your site, it wasn't nearly as bad as some
of the other pieces of horse shi--er, dung-- that I've had the very
dubious pleasure of having to sort through.
But WTF?! I mean, seriously. You should know that
what you did was wrong. You seem clever enough to know the way
affiliating and advertising works. No? Okay, well I'll be good
enough to explain it to you. This is how it works, sparky. Here's
the low-down, the down-low, the inshtrucciones, mi sparckitus. rdy?
kkkkkk! go! :DD okay, beginning. STANDARD WEB ETIQUETTE
DICTATES that before you advertise on someone else's site, you have
a link to theirs on yours already. FURTHERMORE, as any clever
admin like you should know, You do not
advertise where rules CLEARLY say you can't!!!
*hyperventilates* Look, I like you, I really do.
But now you see why I'm putting you up here? You made a STUPID
mistake. And now you're paying for it.
9/28/2007 - [img]
KYANA:
[freewebs]
[proboards]
[proboards]
Okay, you are SUCH a thorn in my side. Almost
more than that annoying advertiser that attacked the site in my
absence. You IMBECILE. IDIOT. BAKA. You prancing, dancing,
back-patting, simpering, utter asshole. You are filth incarnate.
Let's start with your first little pet site, shall we? I'll bet you
designed that all on your own, didn't you? It's a lame excuse to
showcase your writing and art, which I have to apologetically have
to admit that I don't much enjoy reading or looking at. I mean, it's
nice, but it's no visual treat. Even your "awards"! You give them
out to everybody in his auntie who can submit to you a half-assed
piece of writing or html. The award itself is amateurish, and since
it can go to anyone it's like far more like an advertisement than it
is an actual award. Wow. I would submit my Wall of Flame to you, but
somehow I doubt it adheres to the "no hatefulness" rule. Oh, and how
DARE you advertise on my site? How dare you preach to others to be
good little admins and then have the audacity to advertise on my
site?! Were you hat desperate for visitors that you would abandon
all your weak morals to annoyingly post on my Cbox? You flaming,
attention-hungry hypocrite..
Next! Oooh, look, it's a forum. That's a change.
K, so first of all, if you advertised on my site you should've at
LEAST affiliated. That is, after all, the polite thing to do, But
hell, you were breaking the rules, why not go all the way in your
near-inconceivable rudeness? Whatever. That doesn't even matter.
Your site. What kind of RPG is it? I can't tell from the
plug-and-play table you placed at the top of the page. You don't
know any HTML, do you?
To your credit, at least you didn't try to make yourself into
something you weren't by adding a lot of crappy code and screwing up
your table. You went bland. Real, real bland. In fact, the
only things that table contains are a [grammatically-incorrect and
poorly-spelled] short little blurb about some type of RPG site, a
popularity--I mean staff-- list, and a small note about the last
update, which nobody cares about but the administrator because she
went through all the trouble of putting those tricky little <b> tags
into the code all by herself. I'm awestruck, really, by how mundane
and unremarkable your site is. 24 whole members?! I die of shock.
Let me guess, half of them are fake accounts that you made just to
make the site seem active enough to get others to join?
And onnnn to the next site! So--
....
. . . . . .
Oh no. Oh HELL no.
It's like a combination of the previous two! Kyana, honey, I thought that
I'd seen it all, that I could no possibly be more shocked and
irritated at you. And then you give me this, this piece of shit, and
you prove me all wrong. Give me a few seconds to splutter in
disbelieving hilarity. Goodness, girl, do you call THAT a writer's
circle? Okay, I guess it could be worse. At least, with this one,
the colors match. But come on. NO. BAD. Take it away, and never
bring it back! (1) You have no members. (2) the place could be a
graveyard for how active it is. (3) It , like the previous two
sites, has nothing to do with Warriors of the Forest, or images, or
ANYTHING related to my site. Did you think that by spamming this URL
you'd get more visitors to this ridiculous farce of a forum?
You've bloody wasted 20 minutes of my time with
this. But still, thanks for finally giving me a spammer I could
really yell at. Oh, and by the way? Your sites SUCK! You
should've judged by your lack of activity how bad they were, instead
of posting illegally on other people's websites. You're one hell of
a bad admin, too. k, done with you. *throws sites in trash* better
luck next time.
4/24/2007 - Warriors Secret Destiny
This site is reasonably designed, for a n00b site. It pretty
much stays true to the forest theme.. but it still sucks. The images
are stretched, the colors suck, the tables are huge and the font
nigh unreadable. Not everybody has Kristin ITC! It lacks design
sense, the images need to be updated, and the affiliates scroller
needs to be resized. The territory descriptions are imaginative but
poorly spelled. 11 members?! What the FUCK are you doing advertising
on MY site?? Go jump off a cliff.
4/7/2007 - Warrior Star
Oh god. What a name. No wonder this site became inactive so
quickly. Here's a tip: when you advertise your site, it really works
better if you spelled things correctly. At least people will take
you seriously that way. Okay. So. Header table is WAY too long...
you've obviously stolen it from somewhere since you don't appear to
know HTML or, apparently, correct grammar Let me guess... you stole
your rules, or they're a mishmash of misspelled shit. Hah! Both. I
feel vindicated. Additionally, take a look at the URL:
http://warriors4real.proboards84.com/index.cgi. hah...
WARRYERZ4REELZ??? LOLOLOLOLZ ZOMGSOKEWELZ!!!! :DDDDD
4/5/2007 - Moonclan
[link] Every
once in a while I come across sites like this. It's amazing what
people will do when they've been given free web space. This site
isn't even a website at all--it's a collage of pirated Warriors
paraphernalia, with no clear purpose or reason. It gives you a
headache, it's so poorly designed. This site gets three stars
because (1) It is absolute shit and I'm almost ashamed to link to
it, but I thought I had to share its horribleness with everyone, and
(2) I hate them for advertising on my site and not even managing to
do it well.
3/30/3007 - Dawnclan
[link] Complete
and utter crap. It is not "awsome"; it is "awful". I promise you,
it's not that cool. How can you have fun on this site? All there is
to do is post on cboxes. cboxes, cboxes, EVERWHERE. It boggles the
mind how you think you can have an RPG without a method for your
members to interact with each other without posting in long lists of
accidental multi-posts and ads. Glitter does not make things more
fascinating! The cursor and background and font color change form
page to page, which is not good. I could probably get you for
piracy, too, even though you were nice enough to source
Ww, even though they got
the link wrong. Shame on you, Dawnstar, for making such a bad site. |
